instead of saying “i was sick” or “i had the flu” i’m just going to start saying “i was stricken with an affliction” bc it sounds cooler
lecturer: where were you last week
me, with the air of an upper-class victorian with a “delicate constitution” mere seconds away from fainting onto a gilt-edged red velvet couch: pardon me sir…i was stricken with an affliction of the throat and sinuses
him: so…you had a cold?
me: is that not what i just said
on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden
I just learned how to make emojis guys watch out for this cowboy
some asks 🌿
• 1. have you ever been in love?
• 2. who is your favorite artist?
• 3. what is your favorite music genre?
• 4. have you ever had a penpal?
• 5. are you single or in a relationship?
• 6. what color are your eyes?
• 7. what is your favorite word?
• 8. do you play any instruments?
• 9. what is your favorite color?
• 10. do you have any nicknames?
• 11. what is your favorite flower?
• 12. what qualities do you find attractive in a person?
• 13. do you have any pets?
• 14. have you ever traveled outside of your home country?
• 15. what language(s) do you speak?
• 16. who was your first crush?
• 17. do you wear glasses?
• 18. what is your favorite pastry?
• 19. do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
• 20. bright, dark, or pastel colors?
• 21. what is your favorite social media app?
• 22. what is your sexuality?
• 23. do you have any siblings?
• 24. what is your favorite scent?
• 25. where do you want to travel to?
• 26. what is your favorite film?
• 27. who do people say you look like? (celebrity/family member)
• 28. who is your best friend?
• 29. what is your dream job?
• 30. do you know how to drive?
• 31. who is/was your favorite teacher?
• 32. are you a feminist?
• 33. what is your zodiac sign?
• 34. do you enjoy reading?
• 35. do you have any hidden talents?
• 36. have you ever dyed your hair?
• 37. what is your favorite thing in your bedroom?
• 38. what is your biggest fear?
• 39. can you whistle?
• 40. do you make your bed every day?
• 41. do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?
• 42. have you ever been on a roller coaster?
• 43. surfing or skateboarding?
• 44. are you a dog or a cat person?
• 45. what is your favorite animal?
• 46. do you have a skincare routine?
• 47. what time do you typically go to bed at and what time do you wake up at?
• 48. what is your favorite memory?
• 49. how tall are you?
• 50. what is the best gift you’ve ever received?
• 51. do you have a garden?
• 52. do you like bugs?
• 53. what is your natural hair color?
• 54. what is your favorite food and drink?
• 55. do you want kids?
• 56. what is/was your favorite class?
• 57. what color shirt are you wearing?
• 58. if you could time travel, what year would you go to and why?
• 59. what is your skin color?
• 60. hugs or kisses?
• 61. have you ever drank alcohol?
• 62. have you ever done drugs?
• 63. netflix or youtube?
• 64. ice cream or frozen yogurt?
• 65. succulents or flowers?
If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot
About to eat my first weed brownie
It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason
Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital
I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly
Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.
why did u eat 4?????
i was hungry
Yeah
yep
this is the only good reply to this post
It had to be done
memetiplication.
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
