what kind of name is janice
we dont want any
yeah fucking dumb ass bread
when u drink water u r 70% cannibal
i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why
because it’s fucking hilarious
How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?
because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
totally in the mood to draw 3447584 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of them ♥♥♥ ♥♥
oops I managed to get out of drawing arthur’s face again?! I don’t do this on purpose it just ends up that way ha.. ha ha…
I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.
but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.
Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?
The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.
guess where abstinence-only education is taught