metaphors for my life
I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.
WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA
yeah the video is p good you should def watch it
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
"nah we can’t have female leads or characters of colour or gay characters or else our show will bomb"
Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave?
Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan, and complain to my friends that you’re not satisfying me sexually. You can go fuck yourself.
This post haunts me.
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
Oh my GOD
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
i think we’re out of ink
have you tried turning it on and off again
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.
"well, it seems we are at an impasse."
"so we are. carry on, cat"
"same to you, bird."
"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
I once pointed this out to some boys and they said I didn’t understand how vaginas worked.