I wish spongebob would leave me alone so I could play my clarinet in peace
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
what a fucking idiot
i want 14 of them
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
It made me so happy