at first i was really confused bc I thought it was supposed to be a painting of him when he was 14 years old
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
no matter how sad I am this never fails to make me laugh
Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.
me as a lawyer: kk that was rude .
surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead
they want to go fishing but ICE
bald eagles look grumpy on their best days but this is grumpy waddling and it is amazing
he walks over to the others in the last gif like “man this lake fucking sucks”
hooligan fruit causing trouble at night
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa
I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”.
If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me?
What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night?
I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual.
The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?
My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly.
So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker?
It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise.
The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim.
Stop. Victim. Blaming.