I am crying
this picture should win an oscar itself omg
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
My brother’s first reaction to our kitten. Babies make all men weak.
Bonus: Merlin looking like an adorable kitten.
still the best thing to come out of Australia
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.